Warner Bros. Records wants to put on a contest. They suggested I hump the leg of the grand prize winner. Turns out that's the grand prize of Christina Aguilera's contest. I kid. Christina will only sniff your crotch.

Seriously, Warner Brothers wants your email address. One lucky idiot will win a phone call from me. That's right, your head will be personally pooped on. And who knows, it could lead to a leg-hump if you sound hot. Convicts not welcome. And runners-up get an autographed picture of me, you lucky bastards. Contest ends October 28th, 2003.

Come Poop With Me - the new album from Triumph - coming in October

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